Jun 012010
 
Scientist conducting a study

We’ve just posted the Summer 2010 column, titled The Humorless Twit Says “Study This.” Here’s a little snippet:

Most recently, the news had on a story about a study that noted sleeping too little can shorten your life (by the way, for those of you who recall, I have a now one-year-old son I wrote about for last summer’s issue and as I write this, I had a measly three hours of sleep last night [which might explain this column…]).

That got me to thinking about all the other studies I’ve heard about in the past that claim if you engage in behavior A, your life will be shortened by X years (or Y percent). So I decided out of sheer boredom curiosity to see which of these supposedly life-shortening behaviors I take part in, and by how long my life will be shortened.

May 142010
 
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Before we forget, just a little note to let you know we’ve updated the World’s Most Boring Website. We redesigned it–we know, it begs the question “Why would you want to redesign a boring website?”

We’ve added a ton more stuff to it, most notably, one of the most boring books we’ve ever tried unsuccessfully to read all the way through: War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy.

May 102010
 
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The Humorless Twit is now available on your cell phone! Now you can go mobile with the Twit and read our columns anywhere (our personal favorite reading spot is the john). If your cell phone doesn’t automatically pick up the mobile version of the site, there’s a link at the bottom of the page (and a link to the mobile site here too).

So now you don’t have any excuses for not reading The Humorless Twit! Well, except for that whole quality (or lack thereof) issue.

May 092010
 
Aunt Stabby

Okay, finally, our latest humor column, for May 2010, has been posted online.

Here’s a little snippet:

DEAR STABBY: I was two weeks away from getting married. Everything was beautifully planned—it was going to be a fairy tale wedding. But then I caught my fiancee cheating on me with my bridesmaid! Can you help me, Stabby? DESPONDENT IN DAYTON

DEAR DESPERATE DUMB (Twit’s note: censored again!) IN DAYTON: You want me to send someone to take care of him for you? Just let me know, I have peeps.

May 092010
 
A Moldy Peach, Photo courtesy Luigi Chiesa

We’ve posted all the humor columns for 2010 thus far:

Oh yeah, in keeping with the whole photo thing we mentioned in our last post, we’ve included a photo of a moldy peach at the top of this post. :-)