I finally got around to posting the September 2009 column, titled The Humorless Twit Is Sick—And He’s Not Feeling Well, Either.
Actually, I posted it a couple of weeks ago. I’m just getting around to doing all the administrative stuff that goes along with posting a new column. Such as writing about [...]
We’ve just posted the May 2009 column, The Humorless Twit’s Recipe for Disaster. Here’s a little preview:
1. Peel and dice potatoes.
2. Cut finger, bleed on potatoes, curse, bandage finger.
3. Rinse potatoes.
4. Place potatoes in a pot.
5. Add cold water to cover.
6. Bring to a boil over high heat.
7. Bandage catches fire, burning cut finger; [...]
The April 2009 column is now online, woohoo! Aunt Flabby filled in, so to speak, for The Humorless Twit this month. Here’s an excerpt:
This month, I want to share with you my family’s most coveted recipes from the Great Depression. The reason for that, besides the fact that they are utterly scrumptious, is [...]
The March 2009 column is online.
There are few places in the world like Miami, in so many ways.
I mean, where else in the world can you find auto parts, clothing, appliances, furniture, even vehicles, all free for the taking, just by driving around town?
Why, it’s the perfect situation for the cash-strapped Miamian who [...]
The February 2009 column is (actually, has been for a couple of weeks now) online now. Here’s a snippet:
Trying to medicate Chili Dog is as fun as, oh, having a root canal without anesthesia. Those of you with dogs know they quickly learn when you’re about to do something unpleasant to them so [...]
