Boing Boing has an, um, interesting post and picture of hot dogs with spaghetti coming out of them. The way it’s presumably done is by inserting hard, uncooked spaghetti into a soft hot dog. Here’s a pic of what it looks like:

Hot dogs cooked with spaghetti in em

Hot dogs cooked with spaghetti in 'em

Even funnier than that is this comment from a Boing Boing reader:

Roommate suggested spiral pasta (if you could make the bore hole not make the hotdog structurally unstable)…

I work at my day job with many engineers and have heard of many materials be referred to as “structurally unstable,” but this is the first time I’ve EVER heard of hot dogs be referred to that way.

The March 2009 column is online.

There are few places in the world like Miami, in so many ways.

I mean, where else in the world can you find auto parts, clothing, appliances, furniture, even vehicles, all free for the taking, just by driving around town?

Why, it’s the perfect situation for the cash-strapped Miamian who needs, say, a new bed or some underwear!

Read the whole thing

The February 2009 column is (actually, has been for a couple of weeks now) online now. Here’s a snippet:

Chili Dog (left) and Gladys, or Poopmeister I and Poopmeister II.

Chili Dog (left) and Gladys, or Poopmeister I and Poopmeister II.

Trying to medicate Chili Dog is as fun as, oh, having a root canal without anesthesia. Those of you with dogs know they quickly learn when you’re about to do something unpleasant to them so they go and hide. Chili Dog’s compact size (about the size of a large chihuahua) gives her many options for hiding.

The vet didn’t make my job any easier, either. The labels on the bottles for the already too small pills I have to give Chili Dog order me to give her “1/4” or “3/4” pill two or three times a day.

1/4? 3/4????? What the heck is that? By the time I finish cutting each pill first into two halves then into quarters, they crumble into white dust and I have to guess how much is a quarter pill. Oh, and did I mention only one of the pills is scored for purportedly “easier” cutting?

After months stretched into a year, we’ve finally updated the site and posted the last batch of columns.

We’ve still got a few tweaks left here and there, but the site and blog should pretty much stay as you see them now. Until the next time we redesign…

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