- January 2009: The Humorless Twit Is Prepared (Sort Of) for Fatherhood
- February 2009: Don’t Read This While Eating
- March 2009: The Humorless Twit Kills Several Birds with One (Thousand or more) Shoe(s)
- April 2009: The Humorless Twit’s Aunt Flabby Shares Her Depression-Era Recipes
- May 2009: The Humorless Twit’s Recipe for Disaster
- Summer 2009: The Humorless Twit Falls In Love Again
- September 2009: The Humorless Twit Is Sick—And He’s Not Feeling Well, Either
- October 2009: The Humorless Twit’s Best Tip
- November 2009: The Humorless Twit’s Aunt Flabby Loves Gobbling Turkey
Sleep. Wake up screaming. Eat. Poop. Repeat every two hours. No, it’s not the Twit’s daily routine.
The Humorless Twit (re)introduces Poopmeisters I and II.
The Humorless Twit’s guide to decorating and furnishing your home for free.
The Humorless Twit’s Aunt Flabby tries her hand at cooking (and eating, and eating, and eating…).
Take one cup milk, one stick of butter, a cup of flour, some meat, a pinch of salt and one Humorless Twit, and you’ve got… to call delivery for dinner.
The Humorless Twit falls in love with someone new… but it’s not what you think (really, it’s not honey, I promise!).
Illnesses run a relay race using The Humorless Twit’s body as the track.
The Humorless Twit offers food service workers a very important (non-monetary) tip.
The Humorless Twit’s Aunt Gabby talks (and eats) LOTS of turkey.
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