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		<title>The Humorless Twit Creates His Own (A)Version of DENSA &#124; March 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 02:41:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve been in Mensa long enough, then you&#8217;ve probably heard of “Densa,” the parody version of Mensa created for “the other 98 percent.” Densa actually has a website (it&#8217;s not the obvious “densa.com” but rather http://home.comcast.net/~czell/densa.htm), a Wikipedia page that explains how it came about (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Densa), and even a SIG (website at http://www.densasig.org/). I&#8217;m <a href='http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/columns/from2010/the-humorless-twit-creates-his-own-aversion-of-densa-march-2010/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Humorless Twit, Now Serving Misfortune Cookies &#124; January 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 02:03:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a small group of us who were practical jokers when I served in Germany during my time in the Army. A lot of the other guys in our platoon didn&#8217;t like it because they were our victims. Our ringleader—I&#8217;ll call him Bryan—could get nasty with his practical jokes. One of his favorites was <a href='http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/columns/from2010/the-humorless-twit-now-serving-misfortune-cookies-january-2010/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Humorless Twit’s Aunt Flabby Loves Gobbling Turkey &#124; November 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:33:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Thanksgiving Day! Now go and eat your turkey before my Aunt Flabby finds it and eats it for you. My Aunt Flabby once again threatened to eat me out of house and home literally if I didn’t let her guest write a column for me twisted my arm to guest-write the column for me <a href='http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/columns/from2009/the-humorless-twit%e2%80%99s-aunt-flabby-loves-gobbling-turkey-november-2009/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Humorless Twit&#8217;s Best Tip &#124; October 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 01:35:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boo! TheHumorlessTwit.com is the place for the scare of your life! Not to brag, but I tend to be a generous tipper when I go to restaurants, get my haircut, or receive a similar service where a tip is usually given. By way of example, I just got my hair cut a few days ago. <a href='http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/columns/from2009/the-humorless-twits-best-tip-october-2009/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Humorless Twit Is Sick—And He&#8217;s Not Feeling Well, Either &#124; September 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 03:30:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Follow The Humorless Twit on Twitter and/or Facebook, and get updates, poor-resolution cell-phone camera pictures, and what not. Look for the links on the left-hand side of this home page. As I write this, I&#8217;ve been sick a few weeks, I just found out the great news that I don&#8217;t have the swine flu—I had <a href='http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/columns/from2009/the-humorless-twit-is-sick%e2%80%94and-hes-not-feeling-well-either-september-2009/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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