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  • The Humorless Twit Creates His Own (A)Version of DENSA | March 2010

    The Humorless Twit Creates His Own (A)Version of DENSA | March 2010

    If you’ve been in Mensa long enough, then you’ve probably heard of “Densa,” the parody version of Mensa created for “the other 98 percent.” Densa actually has a website (it’s not the obvious “densa.com” but rather http://home.comcast.net/~czell/densa.htm), a Wikipedia page that explains how it came...

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  • The Humorless Twit, Now Serving Misfortune Cookies | January 2010

    The Humorless Twit, Now Serving Misfortune Cookies | January 2010

    There was a small group of us who were practical jokers when I served in Germany during my time in the Army. A lot of the other guys in our platoon didn’t like it because they were our victims. Our ringleader—I’ll call him Bryan—could get...

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  • The Humorless Twit’s Columns from 2010

    The Humorless Twit’s Columns from 2010

    January 2010: The Humorless Twit, Now Serving Misfortune Cookies Never trust a Twit bearing gifts of chocolate cookies…. February 2010: The Humorless Twit (YAWN) is, (YAWN) um, (YAWN) zzzzzzzz… The Humorless Twit ain’t waking up and he ain’t smelling any coffee, either. March 2010: The...

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  • The Humorless Twit’s Aunt Flabby Loves Gobbling Turkey | November 2009

    The Humorless Twit’s Aunt Flabby Loves Gobbling Turkey | November 2009

    Happy Thanksgiving Day! Now go and eat your turkey before my Aunt Flabby finds it and eats it for you. My Aunt Flabby once again threatened to eat me out of house and home literally if I didn’t let her guest write a column for...

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  • The Humorless Twit’s Best Tip | October 2009

    The Humorless Twit’s Best Tip | October 2009

    Boo! TheHumorlessTwit.com is the place for the scare of your life! Not to brag, but I tend to be a generous tipper when I go to restaurants, get my haircut, or receive a similar service where a tip is usually given. By way of example,...

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