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		<title>The Humorless Twit&#8217;s Aunt Tabby Thinks She&#8217;s the Cat&#8217;s Meow &#124; October 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jun 2011 02:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, I couldn&#8217;t help the hokey headline. You&#8217;ll see why in a minute (should you be in a masochistic mood, anyway). After seeing all my other aunts fill in for me at one time or another, my Aunt Tabby decided it was her turn. After I told her no a million times, she threatened to <a href='http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/columns/from2010/the-humorless-twits-aunt-tabby-thinks-shes-the-cats-meow-october-2010/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A fox after Imelda Marcos&#8217; heart</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 01:39:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Imelda Marcos would be proud: A fox has been unmasked as the mystery thief of more than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities said Friday.]]></description>
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		<title>R. I. P. Gladys &#8220;Stinkydog&#8221; ?-Mar. 13, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 04:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m saddened to report my dog Gladys&#8211;also known as &#8220;Stinkydog&#8221;&#8211;had to be put to sleep today. I had adopted Gladys in late 2002 (read more about my dog Gladys here). Although I didn&#8217;t know her exact age, it was clear she was an adult the day I adopted her. My guesstimate is that she was <a href='http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/2009/03/r-i-p-gladys-stinkydog-mar-13-2009/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t read while eating: the February 2009 column</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The February 2009 column is (actually, has been for a couple of weeks now) online now. Here&#8217;s a snippet: Trying to medicate Chili Dog is as fun as, oh, having a root canal without anesthesia. Those of you with dogs know they quickly learn when you’re about to do something unpleasant to them so they <a href='http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/2009/02/dont-read-while-eating-the-february-2009-column/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Life&#8217;s a b@@ch, then you marry one</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 02:24:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Literally, in the case of this Indian man: A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death — an act he believes cursed him — a newspaper reported Tuesday. Here are some suggestions for where the happy couple <a href='http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/2007/11/lifes-a-bch-then-you-marry-one/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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