
A potential shoe thief
A fox has been unmasked as the mystery thief of more than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities said Friday.

A potential shoe thief
A fox has been unmasked as the mystery thief of more than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities said Friday.
OMG! Not in a million years. Not if I were richer than Bill Gates, Warren Buffett and that Mexican oil dude, combined.

Are Gary Coleman’s pants the new Virgin Mary grilled-cheese sandwich? No. They are bigger.
Bidding on eBay reached $400,000 on Thursday for a pair of navy blue, size 12XL-Regular Gap Kids sweatpants signed by the former child star.
Yes, $400,000.
“This is really high,” eBay spokeswoman Karen Bard agreed.
Um, ya think, Mrs. Bard?
We didn’t make up that headline. It goes with the following story:
Sim Jae-duck has made his political career as South Korea’s Mr. Toilet by beautifying public restrooms. Now he’s got a home befitting his title: a toilet-shaped domicile complete with the latest in lavatory luxury.
Sounds as though Mr. Jae-duck is flush in cash. Otherwise, why plunge ahead with such a commodious abode?
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