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		<title>Finally updated 2010</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, yeah, I know. &#8220;The Humorless Twit is behind the times.&#8221; Nyuk, nyuk. Okay. Well. I&#8217;ve finally added the rest of the columns from 2010. Now it&#8217;s on to 2011&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>The Humorless Twit Es Bilingual &#124; September 2010 column now posted</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just posted the September 2010 column, The Humorless Twit Es Bilingual. Here&#8217;s a short excerpt: Because Miami has such a large Spanish-speaking population, you’ll see many businesses catering to this population with signs and literature in Spanish. But because these businesses are located in the United States, they still have to keep one foot, as <a href='http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/2010/09/the-humorless-twit-es-bilingual-september-2010-column-now-posted/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Latest column: Study This (Summer 2010)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 01:58:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Summer 2010 column preview: I decided out of sheer curiosity to see which of these supposedly life-shortening behaviors I take part in, and by how long my life will be shortened. ]]></description>
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		<title>The Humorless Twit Says “Study This” &#124; Summer 2010</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every so often you&#8217;ll hear (or read or see) on the news about some new study on something or other released by some entity, most likely an entity you&#8217;ve never heard of before. I laugh when I see such news stories because invariably, some time later, we&#8217;ll hear about yet another study contradicting the first <a href='http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/columns/from2010/study-this-summer-2010/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Updated World&#8217;s Most Boring Website</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[We've updated World's Most Boring Website.  It's now more boring-er than ever before.]]></description>
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