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		<title>$400K for a pair of pants? What you talkin&#8217; about, Willis?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 03:02:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OMG! Not in a million years. Not if I were richer than Bill Gates, Warren Buffett and that Mexican oil dude, combined. Are Gary Coleman&#8217;s pants the new Virgin Mary grilled-cheese sandwich? No. They are bigger. Bidding on eBay reached $400,000 on Thursday for a...]]></description>
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		<title>Merry New Year! January &#8217;08 column now online!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 20:14:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy New Year to you. The January 2008 column, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam&#8230; The Humorless Twit Fights Back Against Spammers, is now online. Here&#8217;s a snippet: GREETINGS DEAR FREIND My name is Aykumfrumalabama Wisabanjo Onmainee, one of the 58 sons of major Gen Gimmeall Yermoni,...]]></description>
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		<title>Emily Littela, where are you?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, this brings back memories. Would you believe&#8230; &#8220;endangered feces&#8221; for sale? Never mind. Email this to a friend? Subscribe to the comments for this post? Share this on Facebook Tweet This! Digg this! Post on Google Buzz Share this on Reddit Share this on...]]></description>
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		<title>World&#8217;s Most Boring Website press release on PRWeb</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 11:14:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The release for the World&#8217;s Most Boring Website is now live on PRWeb. They typically pick out a choice quote to highlight. Here it is: &#8220;&#8216;To paraphrase our boring vision and mission statements, we&#8217;re hoping WorldsMostBoringWebsite.Com will bore web surfers and cure insomnia, one visitor...]]></description>
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		<title>Press release for World&#8217;s Most Boring Website</title>
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