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  • $400K for a pair of pants? What you talkin’ about, Willis?

    $400K for a pair of pants? What you talkin’ about, Willis?

    OMG! Not in a million years. Not if I were richer than Bill Gates, Warren Buffett and that Mexican oil dude, combined. Are Gary Coleman’s pants the new Virgin Mary grilled-cheese sandwich? No. They are bigger. Bidding on eBay reached $400,000 on Thursday for a...

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  • Merry New Year! January ’08 column now online!

    Merry New Year! January ’08 column now online!

    Happy New Year to you. The January 2008 column, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam… The Humorless Twit Fights Back Against Spammers, is now online. Here’s a snippet: GREETINGS DEAR FREIND My name is Aykumfrumalabama Wisabanjo Onmainee, one of the 58 sons of major Gen Gimmeall Yermoni,...

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  • Emily Littela, where are you?

    Emily Littela, where are you?

    Oh, this brings back memories. Would you believe… “endangered feces” for sale? Never mind.

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  • World’s Most Boring Website press release on PRWeb

    World’s Most Boring Website press release on PRWeb

    The release for the World’s Most Boring Website is now live on PRWeb. They typically pick out a choice quote to highlight. Here it is: “‘To paraphrase our boring vision and mission statements, we’re hoping WorldsMostBoringWebsite.Com will bore web surfers and cure insomnia, one visitor...

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  • Press release for World’s Most Boring Website

    Press release for World’s Most Boring Website

    Here’s the press release announcing the launch of the World’s Most Boring Website: “World’s Most Boring Website” Now Online! WorldsMostBoringWebsite.Com takes “boring” to a new level. Miami, Florida — November 5, 2007 — CurioZities, LLC announces the launch of the novelty website http://WorldsMostBoringWebsite.Com with the...

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