OMG! Not in a million years. Not if I were richer than Bill Gates, Warren Buffett and that Mexican oil dude, combined.
Are Gary Coleman’s pants the new Virgin Mary grilled-cheese sandwich? No. They are bigger.
Bidding on eBay reached $400,000 on Thursday for a pair of navy blue, size 12XL-Regular [...]
Happy New Year to you. The January 2008 column, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam… The Humorless Twit Fights Back Against Spammers, is now online.
Here’s a snippet:
GREETINGS DEAR FREIND
My name is Aykumfrumalabama Wisabanjo Onmainee, one of the 58 sons of major Gen Gimmeall Yermoni, The late Nigeria’s former minister of correuption in the [...]
Oh, this brings back memories. Would you believe… “endangered feces” for sale?
Never mind.
The release for the World’s Most Boring Website is now live on PRWeb.
They typically pick out a choice quote to highlight. Here it is:
“‘To paraphrase our boring vision and mission statements, we’re hoping WorldsMostBoringWebsite.Com will bore web surfers and cure insomnia, one visitor at a time.’”
Here’s the press release announcing the launch of the World’s Most Boring Website:
“World’s Most Boring Website” Now Online!
WorldsMostBoringWebsite.Com takes “boring” to a new level.
Miami, Florida — November 5, 2007 — CurioZities, LLC announces the launch of the novelty website http://WorldsMostBoringWebsite.Com with the purpose of elevating “boring” to an art form, [...]
