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		<title>The Humorless Twit&#8217;s Annual Holiday Song Parody Special–The Crabby Family “Sings” &#124; December 2010</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember my last holiday song parody column? Yeah, me neither. Well, brace yourself, this year it&#8217;s gonna get worse. You see, my aunts (who were introduced in the May 2007 Flamenco, which you can read online if your poor stomach can handle it at http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/columns/2007/may2007/) have taken over this year for me. They all got <a href='http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/columns/from2010/the-humorless-twits-annual-holiday-song-parody-special-the-crabby-family-sings-december-2010/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Humorless Twit&#8217;s Aunt Tabby Thinks She&#8217;s the Cat&#8217;s Meow &#124; October 2010</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, I couldn&#8217;t help the hokey headline. You&#8217;ll see why in a minute (should you be in a masochistic mood, anyway). After seeing all my other aunts fill in for me at one time or another, my Aunt Tabby decided it was her turn. After I told her no a million times, she threatened to <a href='http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/columns/from2010/the-humorless-twits-aunt-tabby-thinks-shes-the-cats-meow-october-2010/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Humorless Twit Es Bilingual &#124; September 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 02:44:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the shower one day (which is my second best place for thinking and coming up with my harebrained schemes brilliant ideas, I won&#8217;t tell you what my best place is other than to say it&#8217;s another bathroom fixture—which may go a very long way towards explaining this column, now that I think about it&#8230;), <a href='http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/columns/from2010/the-humorless-twit-es-bilingual-september-2010/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Humorless Twit Says “Study This” &#124; Summer 2010</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every so often you&#8217;ll hear (or read or see) on the news about some new study on something or other released by some entity, most likely an entity you&#8217;ve never heard of before. I laugh when I see such news stories because invariably, some time later, we&#8217;ll hear about yet another study contradicting the first <a href='http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/columns/from2010/study-this-summer-2010/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Updated World&#8217;s Most Boring Website</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[We've updated World's Most Boring Website.  It's now more boring-er than ever before.]]></description>
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