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		<title>The Humorless Twit&#8217;s Annual Holiday Song Parody Special–The Crabby Family “Sings” &#124; December 2010</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember my last holiday song parody column? Yeah, me neither. Well, brace yourself, this year it&#8217;s gonna get worse. You see, my aunts (who were introduced in the May 2007 Flamenco, which you can read online if your poor stomach can handle it at http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/columns/2007/may2007/) have taken over this year for me. They all got <a href='http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/columns/from2010/the-humorless-twits-annual-holiday-song-parody-special-the-crabby-family-sings-december-2010/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Humorless Twit&#8217;s Time Management 101 &#124; November 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jun 2011 02:50:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re the one who actually reads my column, thanks. You&#8217;ve seen me lament numerous times on these pages how busy I am and how it&#8217;s only getting worse. Because I never seem to have time for myself—not even in the sanctity of my sanctuary, the john—I&#8217;ve become a masterful multi-tasker (or as some put <a href='http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/columns/from2010/the-humorless-twits-time-management-101-november-2010/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Humorless Twit&#8217;s Aunt Tabby Thinks She&#8217;s the Cat&#8217;s Meow &#124; October 2010</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, I couldn&#8217;t help the hokey headline. You&#8217;ll see why in a minute (should you be in a masochistic mood, anyway). After seeing all my other aunts fill in for me at one time or another, my Aunt Tabby decided it was her turn. After I told her no a million times, she threatened to <a href='http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/columns/from2010/the-humorless-twits-aunt-tabby-thinks-shes-the-cats-meow-october-2010/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Humorless Twit Es Bilingual &#124; September 2010 column now posted</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just posted the September 2010 column, The Humorless Twit Es Bilingual. Here&#8217;s a short excerpt: Because Miami has such a large Spanish-speaking population, you’ll see many businesses catering to this population with signs and literature in Spanish. But because these businesses are located in the United States, they still have to keep one foot, as <a href='http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/2010/09/the-humorless-twit-es-bilingual-september-2010-column-now-posted/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Humorless Twit Es Bilingual &#124; September 2010</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the shower one day (which is my second best place for thinking and coming up with my harebrained schemes brilliant ideas, I won&#8217;t tell you what my best place is other than to say it&#8217;s another bathroom fixture—which may go a very long way towards explaining this column, now that I think about it&#8230;), <a href='http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/columns/from2010/the-humorless-twit-es-bilingual-september-2010/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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