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  • Scientist conducting a study

    Latest column: Study This (Summer 2010)

    Summer 2010 column preview: I decided out of sheer curiosity to see which of these supposedly life-shortening behaviors I take part in, and by how long my life will be shortened.

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  • Scientist conducting a study

    The Humorless Twit Says “Study This” | Summer 2010

    Every so often you’ll hear (or read or see) on the news about some new study on something or other released by some entity, most likely an entity you’ve never heard of before. I laugh when I see such news stories because invariably, some time...

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  • wmbw

    Updated World’s Most Boring Website

    We've updated World's Most Boring Website. It's now more boring-er than ever before.

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  • A fox after Imelda Marcos’ heart

    A fox after Imelda Marcos’ heart

    Imelda Marcos would be proud: A fox has been unmasked as the mystery thief of more than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities said Friday.

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  • May 2009 column online

    May 2009 column online

    We’ve just posted the May 2009 column, The Humorless Twit’s Recipe for Disaster. Here’s a little preview: 1. Peel and dice potatoes. 2. Cut finger, bleed on potatoes, curse, bandage finger. 3. Rinse potatoes. 4. Place potatoes in a pot. 5. Add cold water to...

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