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A fox after Imelda Marcos’ heart

Imelda Marcos would be proud:
A fox has been unmasked as the mystery thief of more than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities said Friday.

May 2009 column online

We’ve just posted the May 2009 column, The Humorless Twit’s Recipe for Disaster. Here’s a little preview:
1. Peel and dice potatoes.
2. Cut finger, bleed on potatoes, curse, bandage finger.
3. Rinse potatoes.
4. Place potatoes in a pot.
5. Add cold water to cover.
6. Bring to a boil over high heat.
7. Bandage catches fire, burning cut finger; [...]

Hot doghetti?

Boing Boing has an, um, interesting post and picture of hot dogs with spaghetti coming out of them. The way it’s presumably done is by inserting hard, uncooked spaghetti into a soft hot dog. Here’s a pic of what it looks like:
Even funnier than that is this comment from a Boing Boing [...]

March 2009 column now online

The March 2009 column is online.
There are few places in the world like Miami, in so many ways.
I mean, where else in the world can you find auto parts, clothing, appliances, furniture, even vehicles, all free for the taking, just by driving around town?
Why, it’s the perfect situation for the cash-strapped Miamian who [...]

Don’t read while eating: the February 2009 column

The February 2009 column is (actually, has been for a couple of weeks now) online now. Here’s a snippet:

Trying to medicate Chili Dog is as fun as, oh, having a root canal without anesthesia. Those of you with dogs know they quickly learn when you’re about to do something unpleasant to them so [...]