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		<title>We&#8217;re caught up on humor columns (for now)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 02:49:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We've posted all the humor columns for 2010 thus far:]]></description>
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		<title>November column posted plus&#8230; dust?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The November column is now online. Also, there was no December column due to&#8230; dust. I&#8217;ll get into that in a future column. Email this to a friend? Subscribe to the comments for this post? Share this on Facebook Tweet This! Digg this! Post on...]]></description>
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		<title>May 2009 column online</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 02:48:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve just posted the May 2009 column, The Humorless Twit’s Recipe for Disaster. Here&#8217;s a little preview: 1. Peel and dice potatoes. 2. Cut finger, bleed on potatoes, curse, bandage finger. 3. Rinse potatoes. 4. Place potatoes in a pot. 5. Add cold water to...]]></description>
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		<title>Hot doghetti?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 20:43:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boing Boing has an, um, interesting post and picture of hot dogs with spaghetti coming out of them. The way it&#8217;s presumably done is by inserting hard, uncooked spaghetti into a soft hot dog. Here&#8217;s a pic of what it looks like: Even funnier than...]]></description>
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		<title>April 2009 column now online</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 18:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The April 2009 column is now online, woohoo! Aunt Flabby filled in, so to speak, for The Humorless Twit this month. Here&#8217;s an excerpt: This month, I want to share with you my family’s most coveted recipes from the Great Depression. The reason for that,...]]></description>
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