November 29, 2009 – 9:56 pm
The November column is now online. Also, there was no December column due to… dust. I’ll get into that in a future column.
We’ve just posted the May 2009 column, The Humorless Twit’s Recipe for Disaster. Here’s a little preview:
1. Peel and dice potatoes.
2. Cut finger, bleed on potatoes, curse, bandage finger.
3. Rinse potatoes.
4. Place potatoes in a pot.
5. Add cold water to cover.
6. Bring to a boil over high heat.
7. Bandage catches fire, burning cut finger; [...]
Boing Boing has an, um, interesting post and picture of hot dogs with spaghetti coming out of them. The way it’s presumably done is by inserting hard, uncooked spaghetti into a soft hot dog. Here’s a pic of what it looks like:
Even funnier than that is this comment from a Boing Boing [...]
The April 2009 column is now online, woohoo! Aunt Flabby filled in, so to speak, for The Humorless Twit this month. Here’s an excerpt:
This month, I want to share with you my family’s most coveted recipes from the Great Depression. The reason for that, besides the fact that they are utterly scrumptious, is [...]