Jan 212008

OMG! Not in a million years. Not if I were richer than Bill Gates, Warren Buffett and that Mexican oil dude, combined.

Gary Coleman

Are Gary Coleman’s pants the new Virgin Mary grilled-cheese sandwich? No. They are bigger.

Bidding on eBay reached $400,000 on Thursday for a pair of navy blue, size 12XL-Regular Gap Kids sweatpants signed by the former child star.

Yes, $400,000.

“This is really high,” eBay spokeswoman Karen Bard agreed.

Um, ya think, Mrs. Bard?