OMG! Not in a million years. Not if I were richer than Bill Gates, Warren Buffett and that Mexican oil dude, combined.
Are Gary Coleman’s pants the new Virgin Mary grilled-cheese sandwich? No. They are bigger.
Bidding on eBay reached $400,000 on Thursday for a pair of navy blue, size 12XL-Regular Gap Kids sweatpants signed by the former child star.
“This is really high,” eBay spokeswoman Karen Bard agreed.
Um, ya think, Mrs. Bard?