Nov 132007

We didn’t make up that headline. It goes with the following story:

Sim Jae-duck has made his political career as South Korea’s Mr. Toilet by beautifying public restrooms. Now he’s got a home befitting his title: a toilet-shaped domicile complete with the latest in lavatory luxury.

Sounds as though Mr. Jae-duck is flush in cash. Otherwise, why plunge ahead with such a commodious abode?

Nov 132007

Wis. officer accidentally Tasers himself

Do we really need to add anything to that headline?

Nov 132007

Literally, in the case of this Indian man:

A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death — an act he believes cursed him — a newspaper reported Tuesday.

Here are some suggestions for where the happy couple should go on their honeymoon:

  • Dalmatia
  • Labrador
  • Chihuahua, Mexico
  • Yorkshire
  • Dog Town, Alabama
  • Doghouse Junction, California
  • Poopout Hill, California
  • Gnaw Bone, Indiana
  • Big Bone Lick, Kentucky
  • Dog Corner, Maine
  • Furry, Mississippi
  • Paw Paw, West Virginia
  • Bitche, France
Nov 122007

We’ve spent the better chunk of a day(s) adding, changing and tweaking The Humorless Twit, both the website and the blog:

  • The biggest change: we’ve added video from YouTube and Google!
  • Navigation links are a little better organized, with blog links on the left of every page, and website links on the right.
  • RSS and email subscription links, plus links to social bookmarking services, are on the bottom left of each page.
  • We’ve made a few design tweaks, including making the lines dividing the center of the page from the sides more prominent.

Be sure and visit The Humorless Twit again soon (if you’re getting this via feed) and let us know what you think of the changes at thetwit | at | thehumorlesstwit | dot | com.