Polly want caviar, and champagne, and lobster…?

After this, I’d spread the most expensive toppings I could find on Polly’s crackers:

A noisy parrot that likes to imitate sounds helped save a man and his son from a house fire by mocking a smoke alarm, the bird’s owner says.

Shannon Conwell, 33, said he and his 9-year-old son fell asleep on the couch while watching a movie. They awoke about 3 a.m. Friday to find their home on fire after hearing the family’s Amazon parrot, Peanut, imitating a fire alarm.

Sounds to me like that parrot merits the royal treatment!